Wales? There are entirely too many people from the British Isles here. Luckily enough, I am fabulous enough to cancel out around three of you.

I am Jean-Phillipe Colbert, and as you may have guessed from my disdain for Great Britain and my name, French. I am also one of the Resident Advisors, and I drive a large van into town on the weekends for students who do not have drivers' licenses. You may make your own jokes about French driving here and I shall studiously ignore them.